| Key | Value |
|---|---|
| Name | Edward Fairfax Rochester[1] |
| Age | ≈35 |
| Gender | Male |
| Location | Riding my horse somewhere, hope I don’t fall. |
| Education | I know French. |
| Occupation | Landlord[2] |
Physical Description
I have a decisive nose, some have said I have a “grim mouth, chin, and jaw,” which I take with pride[3]. Also, my mom calls be beautiful.
Personality
I have been taught since a young age the properness of a gentleman, some have said that I’m the most pompous man they’ve ever meet – but really I’m just superior to them. I’m also afraid of women and love when they love the attic.
Friends & Family
My family has always felt of me as a failure and only friends are my dog, Polit[4], and my horse, naturally I’ve also become friends with the open road and vast sea.
Interests, Goals, and Ambitions
What could I possible strive to be? I’m already on top of everything.
Ideal Partner
Submissive attic dweller who, hopefully, can cook and responds to “Honey, grab me a sandwich!” Ideally, can provide comfort (cups of water and tea[3]) after I break my arm from falling off of my horse[4]. If this sounds like you you have my permission to send your résumé my way.